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Reporter: How do you motivate your employees to be so punctual?

Rocks don't get the respect they deserve.

My wife divorced me because I'm a compulsive gambler...

I like playing chess with old people in the park...

Why is 19 afraid of 20?

I invented a new game called Silent Tennis.

What makes a dad joke a dad joke?

My girlfriend left me because I'm insecure

Dad, I'm hungry!