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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender says:
"Why the long face?"
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Why can't you play basketball with pigs?
They're ball hogs!
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What do you call an ugly dinosaur?
An eyesaur.
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I'm going to have my spine removed
All it does is hold me back
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There are three signs of old age. The first is memory loss.
I forget the other two.
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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
He was dead.
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I went to buy camouflage pants,
but I couldn't find any.
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Why did Waldo wear stripes?
Because he did not want to be spotted
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Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Because of its bark
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I used to be indecisive
But now I'm not so sure
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I entered a horse themed costume contest dressed up as an elephant
I won despite the many neigh sayers
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Why does the ocean roar?
You would too if you had crabs on your bottom.
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A midget stumbles out of the bar...
He was a little drunk.
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What does a turtle do on their birthday?
They shellabrate
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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple.
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When's the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth-hurty
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I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control.
I thought to myself 'well this changes everything'.
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What do you call a horse that moves around a lot?
Unstable.
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A friend of mine went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb.
He just can't part with it.
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I was so bored sitting at home that I memorized six pages of the dictionary.
I learned next to nothing.
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Getting my toy drone stuck in the tree isn’t the worst thing that happened to me today.
But it’s definitely up there.
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I love politically incorrect jokes. Here’s my favorite.
Benjamin Franklin was a great President.
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My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink…
No one listened, but he kept warning them until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the cinema.
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I scared my neighbor with my new power tool
I said, “Don’t be alarmed, this is just a drill!”
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"Dad, will the pizza be long?"
"No, it will probably be round."
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Where did Captain Hook get his hook?
From the second hand store.
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Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a deck of cards!
Psychiatrist: Sit over there. I'll deal with you later!
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I ordered a book of puns last week,
but i didn't get it.
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What do women and google have in common?
They don't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.
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What do you call 52 pieces of bread?
A deck of carbs!
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The other day my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally gave her a glue.
She's still not talking to me.
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What is the Devil's favorite spice?
Sinnamon
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