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Rocks don't get the respect they deserve.

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Why couldn’t the duck cross the road?

I was fired from a bank.

My wife asked me if I thought our kids were spoiled

How do you know if a tiger is male or female?

I'm a catholic

When I was born I was so surprised,

How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

I would do a steak joke..