What's the difference between a baseball hitter and a skydiver?
The baseball player goes "smack!...ARGH!" A skydiver goes "ARGH!...smack!"
I try to tell everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes.
It’s all about raisin awareness.
My doctor friend is addicted to hitting his patients on their knees to check their reflexes.
He really gets a kick out of it.