Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars, and Venus Williams all walk into the same bar.
But they didn’t planet.
If a father in Iraq gifts his daughter a new bag, what will she say?
Thanks for the Baghdad!
My daughter texted me wondering why I was so happy all day.
I replied that it was my cake day, but she never reddit.
The day I turned 42, my daughter walked up to me and said "happy...", and started timing on her watch. After a long silence she said...
"...40 second birthday". I was so proud.