I ordered some stuff online yesterday and I used my Donor Card instead of my Debit Card.
Cost me an arm and a leg.
What do you call a bunch of chess nerds bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.
I fed my wife some ground chick peas and she choked to death
The police are treating it as a hummuside
Since i have COVID people tell me i enjoy bad music and movies
Guess i have become tasteless
I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anesthetic.
He said: "Sure, knock yourself out!"