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Did you hear about the deaf shepherd?
He gathered his flock and heard
Did you hear about the blind carpenter?
He picked up the hammer and saw
Initially I didn’t believe that my chiropractor was any good
But now I stand corrected
Your nose will never be 12 inches long
Because then it would be a foot
What did the computer say to the other after a 16 hour car ride?
"Damn that was a hard drive."
What’s the difference between in-laws & out-laws?
Outlaws are wanted
Why couldn't the chili practice archery?
He didn't Habanero
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I cannot eat shrimp, lobsters and clams that have been cooked by heated water vapor.
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