The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

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What’s Forrest Gump’s password?

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What's the difference between a guitar, a fish, and glue?

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I saw my wife, slightly drunk, yelling at the TV: “Don’t go in there! Don’t go in the church, you moron!”

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I got the words “jacuzzi” and “yakuza” confused.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?