The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

11

Did you hear about the blind carpenter?

10

Initially I didn’t believe that my chiropractor was any good

19

Your nose will never be 12 inches long

13

What did the computer say to the other after a 16 hour car ride?

25

What’s the difference between in-laws & out-laws?

13

Why couldn't the chili practice archery?

10

What kind of bird doesn’t know the words to their own song?