What did the computer say to the other after a 16 hour car ride?
"Damn that was a hard drive."
Finally left my job at the circus where I was part of the human pyramid
That's a huge weight off my shoulders
Did you hear what happened to the Turkey?
He didn't Czech his flight plans & ended up in Greece. Unfortunately, people were Hungary.
Incorrectly is always spelled incorrectly
Unless it's spelled incorrectly