A shoplifter stole an entire case of red bull from my store
I don’t know how he sleeps at night
Why don't English rugby players get vaccinated before touring?
They never catch anything.
When I turned 16, my dad told me it was time to get a job. “When I was your age, my very first job I had I worked with over 500 people under me.”... “Wow!” I said. “Was it some big corporation?”
“No.” He replied, “I mowed the lawn in the cemetery.”