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Pride is what you feel when your kids net $100 from a garage sale.

Why do hair dressers always get places faster?

I lost five pounds last week,

The world champion tounge twister got arrested the other day

Marriage is like a card game.

Where do mice park their boats?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Being a cardiac surgeon...

How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?

My wife said I was immature.