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My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type

What does BOAT stand for?

My addiction to Helium is out of control, but...

I left $100 in my suit jacket at the dry cleaners.

My friend told me, “Your wife and daughter look like twins!”

Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Your dad is in prison and he has a stutter.

They'll never win a war on drugs.

The only time I get called "Sir" is when I'm in trouble.

My son tied his first tie today.

If you upload 1000 pictures on Instagram..