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I've developed a fear of negative numbers.

My wife said I was immature.

People told me I'd never be good at poetry because I'm dyslexic

I've developed a fear of negative numbers.

I was going to tell a railway joke..

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it...

Two cannibals are eating a clown.

Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund?

A horse walks into a bar...

Why do barbers make good drivers?