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They'll never win a war on drugs.

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I have joke about left-handers.

Being a great father is like shaving.

My laziness is like the number 8.

Being a cardiac surgeon...

A piece of bread attended school.

Which animal is the oldest?

Why does Waldo always wear stripes?

Student: Why are we dissecting mushrooms?

A ten year old boy broke his knee...

You guys hear about the depressed plumber?

Lying about my age is easier