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What's the difference between a baseball hitter and a skydiver?

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Did you hear about the twins who got an apartment together?

I can't stand stair lifts.

Kid: Dad, can you teach me how to play chess?

Narnia was a really progressive film

A man came up to me and said "Man, your clothes look gay".

My friend bit off his tongue.

I've started investing in stocks...

Knock-knock! Who's there? Desdemona. Desdemona who?