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My wife divorced me because I'm a compulsive gambler...

I like playing chess with old people in the park...

Why is 19 afraid of 20?

I invented a new game called Silent Tennis.

What makes a dad joke a dad joke?

My girlfriend left me because I'm insecure

Dad, I'm hungry!

Your dad is in prison and he has a stutter.

How do you tuna fish?

I’m always right...

I call my toilet "the jim" instead of "the john."

What did the traffic light say to the car?