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Want to know why nurses like red crayons?

Where do mice park their boats?

9 months isn't really that long

If I ever go to Prison, I'm gonna change my name to Mitochondria

A photon checks into a hotel, and the bellhop says, "Can I get your bags for you?"

Mary had a little lamb.

Out boss just banned overly specific nicknames

Cannibals aren’t very sociable.

The garbage man looks sad.