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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

“Hey dad, have you seen my sunglasses?”

I just found out Canada isn’t real

I’ve just won a few hands in poker.

My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink…


What did the banana say to the judge?