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Why couldn’t the sailors play cards?

If I dont perfect human cloning..

To be frank

My wife came back from the store complaining about how the lady at the register was a total bitch.

If you commit a 1st degree murder in Canada

Where do mice park their boats?

Golfer: Caddiemaster, this boy you assigned me isn't even five years old!

I hate to say this.