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What bug did dinosaurs hate the most?
Dynomites
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What gender pronouns does a chocolate bar use?
Her/she
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Who does a pharaoh talk to when he's sad?
His mummy.
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What do you call a very crusty egg?
Eggzema
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Want to know why nurses like red crayons?
Sometimes they have to draw blood.
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Did you hear about the angry pancake?
He just flipped.
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Where do mice park their boats?
At the Hickory Dickory Dock.
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Why didn't the dog want to wrestle?
He was a boxer.
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9 months isn't really that long
It only feels like a maternity
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If I ever go to Prison, I'm gonna change my name to Mitochondria
I want everyone to know I'm the powerhouse of the cell.
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A photon checks into a hotel, and the bellhop says, "Can I get your bags for you?"
"No need, good sir," replies the photon. "I'm traveling light."
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My friend said, “You have a BA, Masters and a Ph.D., but you still act like an idiot.”
It was a third degree burn.
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My orchestra buddy wanted to bring his fiddle to a protest. I told him not to.
In a peaceful protest, there's no need for violins.
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What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin
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A guy asked me if I wanted to donate for a swimmin pool..
So I gave him a glass of water.
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Mary had a little lamb.
She's not a vegan anymore.
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Where do mansplainers get their water?
From a well, actually..
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Out boss just banned overly specific nicknames
The whole office is staring at Rat Snitch Brian The Good Time Ruiner
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My friend is obsessed with taking blurry pictures of himself while taking a shower.
He has serious selfie steam issues.
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Cannibals aren’t very sociable.
They’re all fed up with people.
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I had this crazy dream where I was virtually weightless...
I was like 0mg.
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The garbage man looks sad.
Yeah, he's wheelie bin depressed.
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In my twenties, I used to live on a houseboat, and started seeing the girl next door.
Eventually we drifted apart.
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What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination?
HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
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What time did the man go to the dentist?
Tooth hurt-y.
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My girlfriend just asked me what state was below Tennessee...
Nine-esse
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You know you're getting old when you wake up with that morning-after feeling...
and you didn't do anything the night before.
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Whenever I see a school bus, I think about my uncles last words...
“OH MY GOD, A BUS!!!!!”
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My wife accused me of hating her family and relatives...
I replied, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law a lot better than I like mine."
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I didn't think orthopedic shoes would help
But I stand corrected.
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What's the difference between a baseball hitter and a skydiver?
The baseball player goes "smack!...ARGH!" A skydiver goes "ARGH!...smack!"
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The only time I get called "Sir" is when I'm in trouble.
"Sir, you're gonna have to get out. The ball pit is for kids only Sir."...
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