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Why was six afraid of seven

I can stop telling dad jokes anytime I want to!

I help my kids with calculus and algebra.

Spring is here!

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I dropped an egg onto a concrete floor and it didn't break.

A bossy man goes into a bar.

2 fish are in a tank

How do you wake Lady Gaga up?

I once swallowed a book of synonyms.

I took a poll the other day.

What is the worst combination of two sicknesses?

I took my new gun to the range to try it out, but somehow it won’t work.