If you're feeling under the weather, spend a night in a smokehouse.
You'll be cured in no time.
I recently wrote an article comparing the different versions of the Bible.
Turns out there was a lot of cross referencing.
In the battle of the mint - the spearmint attacked the soft mints - all they could yell was..
"Where are the reinforcemints"
My mum didn't like my report card. She said "I want more A's".
I said okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
If a child refuses to go to sleep, is he resisting arrest?
No, he's avoiding a kidnapping.