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Rocks don't get the respect they deserve.

I saw an ad for burial plots,

Parallel lines have so much in common.

I like playing chess with old people in the park...

I drank some food coloring

Earlier I spotted an albino Dalmatian...

My wife told me that I have a dad bod.

Why is honey good for you?