A girl came up to me and said she recognised me from her vegetarian resturaunt.
I was a bit confused, I'd never met herbivore.
I don't know why marvel hasn't tried to put ads on hulk
He's essentially a large banner
What do you call a straight line of bunnies hopping backwards?
A receding hare line.
In the battle of the mint - the spearmint attacked the soft mints - all they could yell was..
"Where are the reinforcemints"
Americans can't switch from pounds to kilograms overnight.
That would cause mass confusion.
Why did the female mushroom ask the male mushroom on a date?
He seemed like a fun guy.
A captain harpooned a whale's tail on his first throw.
He said, "Well, that was a fluke."
My biology teacher asked "What's heavier, the Indian or African elephant?"
I said "The elephant obviously!"
A sketchy guy just came into my shop and bought six smoke machines. So I called the cops.
He must be a part of some extreme mist group.
I felt pretty sick after drinking milk with cream.
My stomach was churning for a while, but now I’m finally feeling butter.
Two atoms are walking down the street and bump into each other
-Are you ok? -I think I lost an electron -Are you sure? -I’m positive!