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You guys hear about the depressed plumber?

Why was the big cat disqualified from the race?

My dad was an alcoholic who wanted to be a lawyer

I told my son people keep accidentally pleading for me to purchase meat for them. He asked, “By mistake?”

What do you call an iron deficient female?

I went to the beekeeper to get 12 bees. He counted and gave me 13. "Sir, you gave me an extra."

I asked my wife to describe me in 5 words. She said I'm mature, I'm moral, I'm pure, I'm polite and I'm perfect! Then she added that I also...

Why do most married men die before their wives?

How do you know if a potato had a great day?

What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

My dumbass son thinks there’s the letter F is in the word ‘way’

I was so bored sitting at home that I memorized six pages of the dictionary.

Last year, my friend told me he’s quitting his job to pursue a miming career.

I told my daughter, "Go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field." She said, "What's that got to do with anything?"

I was driving when I saw a hitch hiker, so I stopped and picked him up. He said “Woah, I can't believe you actually picked me up. What if I was a serial killer?”

How does the ocean say hello?

Last year I started investing in chicken stock.

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

What did they call the first emperor of Rome who had epilepsy?

How do snowboarders introduce themselves?

A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing.

My Dad always told me to stand on a bottle of shampoo at job interviews...

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Converting the number 51, 6 and 500 to Roman numerals doesn’t just make me mad....

What do you call a funky car?

What's the one thing a homeless man can't be?

What jumps higher than a building?

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.

What do thieves make their weapons from?

Step 2: Brag that you walk 5 miles every day

Why was the calendar depressed?

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Do windmills like punk rock?

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Do windmills like punk rock?

Previous Dates

You guys hear about the depressed plumber?

Why was the big cat disqualified from the race?

My dad was an alcoholic who wanted to be a lawyer

I told my son people keep accidentally pleading for me to purchase meat for them. He asked, “By mistake?”

What do you call an iron deficient female?

I went to the beekeeper to get 12 bees. He counted and gave me 13. "Sir, you gave me an extra."

I asked my wife to describe me in 5 words. She said I'm mature, I'm moral, I'm pure, I'm polite and I'm perfect! Then she added that I also...

Why do most married men die before their wives?

How do you know if a potato had a great day?

What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

My dumbass son thinks there’s the letter F is in the word ‘way’

I was so bored sitting at home that I memorized six pages of the dictionary.

Last year, my friend told me he’s quitting his job to pursue a miming career.

I told my daughter, "Go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field." She said, "What's that got to do with anything?"

I was driving when I saw a hitch hiker, so I stopped and picked him up. He said “Woah, I can't believe you actually picked me up. What if I was a serial killer?”

How does the ocean say hello?

Last year I started investing in chicken stock.

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

What did they call the first emperor of Rome who had epilepsy?

How do snowboarders introduce themselves?

A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing.

My Dad always told me to stand on a bottle of shampoo at job interviews...

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Converting the number 51, 6 and 500 to Roman numerals doesn’t just make me mad....

What do you call a funky car?

What's the one thing a homeless man can't be?

What jumps higher than a building?

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.

What do thieves make their weapons from?

Step 2: Brag that you walk 5 miles every day

Why was the calendar depressed?

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