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Toy story 4 used to have a scene where Woody's friends died.

My wife asked me why I was speaking so softly at home...

I really want to buy one of the grocery checkout dividers

Don't trust atoms.

Why don’t ants get sick?

Why couldn’t the duck cross the road?

I was fired from a bank.

My wife asked me if I thought our kids were spoiled

How do you know if a tiger is male or female?

I'm a catholic

When I was born I was so surprised,