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I’ve got a phobia of over-engineered buildings.

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I have a friend with no social skills and a Ph.D in the history of palindromes.

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Dad, how much does it cost to get married?

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I wrote down the names of everyone I hate a piece of paper, and my roommate used that to roll a joint.