Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
He won the 'No-Bell' prize.
I just figured out why Beyoncé’s hair is always blowing in every picture.
It is because she has so many fans.
my wife asked me why i type everything in lower case.
i said i stopped giving a shift.
My wife yelled, “Hey, the sun’s coming out!” So I wore my shorts and flip flops and came downstairs.
Found my son holding hand with his boyfriend.
Within minutes, the detective knew exactly what the murder weapon was.
It was a brief case.
What is white, stands in front of the stairs, and can’t go up?
A washing machine.
Why is the letter "C" afraid of the rest of the alphabet?
Because all the other letters are Not-Cs