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Rocks don't get the respect they deserve.

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Son: "Dad, Am I adopted"?

If you cut of your right arm

I once swallowed a book of synonyms.

Step 1: Name your dog 5 miles.

My friend bit off his tongue.

Why don’t crabs donate?

My wife hates it when I mess with her red wine.

I’m terrified of elevators…