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The other day my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally gave her a glue.
She's still not talking to me.
Knock-knock! Who's there? Madison. Madison who?
Time to take your Madison.
Knock-knock! Who's there? Kumquat. Kumquat who?
Kumquat may, I'll always love you.
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
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For Christmas, I bought my wife new beads for her abacus.
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