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Rocks don't get the respect they deserve.

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My son said, “Dad, I have to pee very badly!”

The garbage man looks sad.

Why did Waldo wear stripes?

Got fired from the sperm bank yesterday

No bragging but I made six figures last year.

I watched a movie about graphs last night, but I was slightly disappointed.

I can cut down a tree by just looking at it

You can't run through a camp site.