Riddles
Categories
Login
Submit
Type to search for Riddle here.
Jokes
Login
Submit Joke
The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.
1
I ordered some stuff online yesterday and I used my Donor Card instead of my Debit Card.
Cost me an arm and a leg.
REVEAL ANSWER
PREVIOUS JOKE
NEXT JOKE
RELATED RIDDLES
0
Why did I throw the butter out of the window?
To see the butterfly.
REVEAL ANSWER
0
I had a racing snail...
To make him more aero-dynamic I took off its shell. If anything it made him more sluggish
REVEAL ANSWER
0
Dad: Doctor, help me! I'm addicted to Twitter.
Doctor: Sorry, I don't follow you.
REVEAL ANSWER
Search Jokes
Search
Joke of the Day
How did the T-rex feel after his workout?
REVEAL ANSWER
Please Login
In order to upvote or downvote you have to login.
Login
Close