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My wife first agreed to a date after I gave her a bottle of tonic water.
I Schwepped her off her feet.
What do you call two worms who are in love with each other?
I've done some terrible things for money..
Like getting up early for work.
My wife kicked me out because of my terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions. But don't worry,
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