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Rocks don't get the respect they deserve.

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People say that swiss cheese is the best...

I was fired from a bank.

Without nipples!

I just found out Canada isn’t real

I just found out I’m colour blind.

Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous.

Set your wifi password to 2444666668888888

I love going outdoors...

Did you know most people are assholes?

I'm trying to get my son into books.