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I used to work at a calendar factory,

I felt pretty sick after drinking milk with cream.

Two atoms are walking down the street and bump into each other

I took my wife to a fancy restaurant where they make the food in front of you, but she wasn't very happy.

What I if told you

Frequent nap taking slows the aging process.

What did the vegetarian say to the doctor?

People who rob jewelry stores and banks are pretty bad.