The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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Do windmills like punk rock?

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What did the priest say to the nun at the salad bar?

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Four years ago today, I asked out the girl of my dreams. Today, I asked her to marry me.

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I'm trying to get my son into books.

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What kind of magic do cows believe in?

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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

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My neighbor blamed my gravel for making him fall…

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I stole my ex girlfriend’s wheelchair

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When is a car not a car?

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I like to tell dad jokes, but I don’t have kids.

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What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

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The internet connection at my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.

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As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.

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What does Clark Kent use to keep the sun out of his eyes?

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I was so bored sitting at home that I memorized six pages of the dictionary.

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What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?

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Teacher (on phone): You say Michael has a cold and can't come to school today? To whom am I speaking?

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What do you call a broken can opener?

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How often should a person make a chemistry joke?

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Why do birds fly south?

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I wrote a sequel to the movie "Airplane"

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What do you call a piece of wood with nothing to do?

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There's a video trending about a dyslexic enemy.

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What do you call a small mother?

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The instructor in my self defence class told me that the most effective place to kick a man is near his knees.

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Step 1: Name your dog 5 miles.

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No bragging but I made six figures last year.

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Lance is a pretty uncommon name today.

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Did you hear about the fight in the chip shop?

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Why was the farmer arrested at the gym?

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As a lumberjack, I know that I've cut exactly 3,141 trees.

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Wife: "Honey, I'm Pregnant."