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What did the ocean say to the sailboat?
Nothing, it just waved.
What do you call it when you go back for another helping of ice cream?
I got a job in a coffee shop. I feel like I can espresso myself there.
But don't make a mocha-ry of me. It's a little latte for that.
Kid: Dad, can you teach me how to play chess?
Dad: Sure, let me pick up a board at the pawn shop.
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After 20 years of working on it, I finally finished my physics book.
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