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Stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2. I paid my $2 and he said...

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Ebay is useless. I tried searching for lighters

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The other day my best friend met his fate after accidentally falling into a printing press at work.

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My father was born as a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at birth.