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Stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2. I paid my $2 and he said...

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The name of next year is literally

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I was asked at an interview what my weakness is. I replied "I'm too honest". The interviewer said "I don't consider honesty a weakness".

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I bought my son a refrigerator for his birthday.