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What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.
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Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.
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What do you call a group of baby soldiers?
An infantry
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Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an incredible set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. Plus, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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