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Rocks don't get the respect they deserve.


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Why couldn’t the duck cross the road?

Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears.

Xbox was struggling...

I would do a steak joke..

My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it.

Why is Magic Johnson not afraid of going deaf?