Did you hear about the football team that doesn't have a website
They can't string three Ws together.
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said,
“You know, one would have been enough.”
What did the bear say when he called customer service?
Just bear with me here.
Why does Sherlock Holmes love Mexican restaurants?
They give him good case ideas.
A girl came up to me and said she recognised me from her vegetarian resturaunt.
I was a bit confused, I'd never met herbivore.
I don't know why marvel hasn't tried to put ads on hulk
He's essentially a large banner
What do you call a straight line of bunnies hopping backwards?
A receding hare line.
In the battle of the mint - the spearmint attacked the soft mints - all they could yell was..
"Where are the reinforcemints"