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Do windmills like punk rock?

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Dad to his daughter: "Never forget, sweetie, you're unique,

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When I was young, my dad used to tear up the last page of all my comic books and never told me why.

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I took a poll the other day.

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What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

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Recently I was told that I'm color blind.

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I hired a landscape gardener...

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I told my boss that three companies were after me, and I needed a raise to stay at my current job.

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How did the T-rex feel after his workout?

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I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to get "saved" or you'll "burn"..

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How much does it cost to go to Hogwarts?

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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic on the Titanic?

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What did the bowling pins do when they were mad?

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What has four legs and says "boo"?

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I hate to say this.

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Mary had a little lamb.

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I have a pen that can write underwater.

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My son said "Look! I'm a 3D printer!"

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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

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my wife asked me why i type everything in lower case.

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My boss told me to have a good day,

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I can’t believe that even after 15 years of the show ending, people are still making “Friends” references.

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What do you call your child when they are happy?

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?

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My wife asked me to put ketchup in the shopping list

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I have a step ladder...

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A jumper cable walks into a bar

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Where do mice park their boats?

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Who is the best kung fu vegetable?

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Who is a Covid-19 patient’s favorite composer?

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We all know where the Big Apple is but does anyone know where the

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If I had 50 cents for every Maths exam I failed