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Why was the toilet paper rolling down the hill?

I dated a girl with a lazy eye once

How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

My dog is really good at playing fetch

What's the cheapest meat?

Why are skeletons so calm?

Mayan: Hey wanna drink?

Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a deck of cards!

How do you know if a tiger is male or female?

I finally realized why trees don’t have teeth.

The COVID19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.

I got a job in a coffee shop. I feel like I can espresso myself there.