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Every morning I plan on making pancakes,
but I keep waffling.
My son won’t eat Atlantic cod
He has Pacific taste in seafood
My wife just accused me of having zero empathy.
I just don’t understand why she feels that way.
I said to my wife, "They say that childbirth is the most painful thing someone can experience..."
"Now, maybe I was too young to remember, but I didn't think it hurt that much."
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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot.
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