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What did the ground say to the oil worker?
"You bore me."
My wife said she would kill me if I kept singing "I'm a Believer". I called her bluff and kept at it.
Then I saw her face...
You know people say they pick their nose?
I was just born with mine.
What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
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While my wife was in labor I read her jokes to distract her from the pain, but she didn’t seem amused...
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