The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

1

A furniture store keeps calling me...

PREVIOUS JOKE NEXT JOKE

RELATED RIDDLES

0

While my wife was in labor I read her jokes to distract her from the pain, but she didn’t seem amused...

1

I was reading the history of the French Revolution, and just found out what happened to Louis XVI ‘s head.

2

I can cut wood by looking at it