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Every morning after I get up, the first thing I do is make my bed.
Tomorrow I’m returning this piece of shit to IKEA.
There are three signs of old age. The first is memory loss.
I forget the other two.
I’m terrified of elevators…
… so I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them.
Living on earth is expensive
But at least you get a free trip around the sun each year
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