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My Dad always told me to stand on a bottle of shampoo at job interviews...

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

What jumps higher than a building?

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Step 2: Brag that you walk 5 miles every day

Why was the calendar depressed?

Spiders are so smart..

Peter Pan is terrible boxer.