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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender says:
"Why the long face?"
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What do you call two female lovers spying on the government.
Lesbionage
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Yesterday I walked in on my girlfriend in bed with her personal trainer
I told her, "This isn't working out"
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What training do you need to become a garbage collector
None you just pick it up as you go along
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My therapist just told me that my exhibitionism addiction is incurable.
I’ll show her.
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To all the coworkers who have talked about me behind my back:
You discussed me.
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Student: Why are we dissecting mushrooms?
Teacher: Because studying fungus is a cultured way to mold young minds.
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My son needed help with his writing homework. 'Is it further or farther?' he asked me.
It's me, father, I replied.
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Why do North Koreans draw the straightest lines?
Because they have a supreme ruler.
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How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?
Pull down your pants and show him your nuts.
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Someone who likes playing racing games online is..
an eraser.
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How do you call the smartest mountain?
Cleverest!
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Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?
He always leaves you hanging
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To whoever stole my anti depressants
I hope you’re happy now
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I ordered some stuff online yesterday and I used my Donor Card instead of my Debit Card.
Cost me an arm and a leg.
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People always say that hard work never killed anybody. Oh yeah?
When's the last time you've ever heard of anyone who rested to death?
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What do you call a caveman's fart?
A blast from the past
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I was gonna post a joke about Sodium
but then i was like Na people wouldn't get it.
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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have:
the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
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I just sold my vacuum...
All it was doing was collecting dust!!
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Why don’t eggs tell each other jokes?
They’d crack each other up!
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Finally left my job at the circus where I was part of the human pyramid
That's a huge weight off my shoulders
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My son is a man trapped in a woman’s body.
He’ll be born in February.
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Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker?
He wanted a well-balanced meal!
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Why was the Argentine man shaky?
Due to his-panic attacks
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I ordered a book of puns last week,
but i didn't get it.
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My wife first agreed to a date after I gave her a bottle of tonic water.
I Schwepped her off her feet.
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My dad bought me a really cheap dictionary for my birthday.
I couldn't find the words to thank him.
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I won the "Most Secretive Guy" award in our office today.
I can't tell you how much this award means to me.
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How often should a person make a chemistry joke?
Periodically.
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How do you know if a potato had a great day?
When it's peeling good.
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Why was the pancake arrested?
Because he was behaving un-waffle-ly
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