My mum didn't like my report card. She said "I want more A's".
I said okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
If a child refuses to go to sleep, is he resisting arrest?
No, he's avoiding a kidnapping.
A bus stops at a bus station. A train stops at a train station.
Now you know why they call it a workstation.
My wife asked me if she could have some peace and quiet while she tried to cook...
So I took the batteries out of the smoke alarm.
Although my friend has a lot of hair, he’s paranoid about going bald.
I told him, “It’s all in your head.”
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.
The plot thickens.