My doctor friend is addicted to hitting his patients on their knees to check their reflexes.
He really gets a kick out of it.
Siri kept calling me Shirley this morning. I was starting to get really pissed off, and then I realized why...
I left my phone in Airplane mode
People always say that hard work never killed anybody. Oh yeah?
When's the last time you've ever heard of anyone who rested to death?