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My daughter got scared when she had her first period
I told her it was an ovary action.
My wife yelled at me, telling me to put the toilet seat down..
Don't know why I was carrying it around in the first place.
I once had a hen who could count her own eggs.
She was a mathemachicken.
"Dad can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
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For Christmas, I bought my wife new beads for her abacus.
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