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What are terminators called when they retire?
I had to give up on my idea to create a miniature flamethrower
It was burning a hole in my pocket
My son thinks he’s smart, he said onions are the only food that makes you cry.
So I threw a coconut at his face.
Can I watch the TV?
Dad: Yes, but don’t turn it on.
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