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What are terminators called when they retire?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two: one to change it and another one to change it back again.
Why don’t blind people skydive?
It scares the hell out of their guide dogs.
I scared my neighbor with my new power tool
I said, “Don’t be alarmed, this is just a drill!”
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For Christmas, I bought my wife new beads for her abacus.
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