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When people ask me if I exercise, I tell them I do crunches every day.
Cap'n Crunch, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Nestle Crunch...
How does a dinosaur pay his bills?
With tyrannosaurus checks.
What kind of tea you drink with the Queen?
My wife said "nothing rhymes with orange"
I said "No it doesn't"
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A girl came up to me and said she recognised me from her vegetarian resturaunt.
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