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When people ask me if I exercise, I tell them I do crunches every day.
Cap'n Crunch, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Nestle Crunch...
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What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin
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What is the worst combination of two sicknesses?
Diarrhea and Alzheimer. You’re running, but you don’t know where.
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How does the Moon cut his hair when the Sun gets in the way?
Eclipse it.
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I went to the beekeeper to get 12 bees. He counted and gave me 13. "Sir, you gave me an extra."
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