What's the difference between a guitar, a fish, and glue?
You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish!
I've decided to become a math teacher, but I'm only going to teach subtraction.
I just want to make a difference.
I can’t believe that even after 15 years of the show ending, people are still making “Friends” references.
No one told me life was gonna be this way.
My dad threw a cheese shredder at me and he missed
I ran away and he yelled at me: “get back here you ungrateful child”