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What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

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I'm a walking economy. My hairline is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation,

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I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?

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Remember when air was free at the gas station, now it’s $1.50. You know why?