Two goldfish are in a tank, one turns and says to the other,
“how do you drive this thing?”
Why is 6 afraid of 7? (The answer is not what you are thinking)
Not what you are thinking.
For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me “the most secretive guy” in the office.
I can’t tell you how much this award means to me.
I had a dream I was floating in some sort of orange liquid.
When I woke up I couldn't decide if it was really a dream or just a Fanta Sea.