There are three signs of old age. The first is memory loss.
I forget the other two.
I work for the world's biggest nanotechnology company.
We're not very good.
When my grandfather was ill, we rubbed lard on his back.
He went downhill quite quickly after that.
The waitress came over and saw my leftovers and asked, "do ya wanna box for that?"
I responded with, "no, but we can arm wrestle any day."