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Have you heard about the new movie Constipation?
It hasn't come out yet.
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Why did the police go to the baseball game?
They heard someone stole second base.
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The clouds parted and a voice thundered, "Come forth, and you'll receive eternal life."
But John came fifth, so he just got a toaster.
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Where does a general keep his armies?
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