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Have you heard about the new movie Constipation?
It hasn't come out yet.
Why do they call him Lord Vader?
Because no one could keep a straight face calling him Master Vader.
A man standing on a riverbank yells to a woman on the other side, "Hey, how do I get to the other side of the river?"
"You're already on the other side!"
Do you know how I embrace my mistakes?
I hug my wife and children.
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My biology teacher asked "What's heavier, the Indian or African elephant?"
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