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Why are the North Koreans the best at geometry?

My son said, “Dad, I have to pee very badly!”

The garbage man looks sad.

Why did Waldo wear stripes?

Got fired from the sperm bank yesterday

No bragging but I made six figures last year.

I watched a movie about graphs last night, but I was slightly disappointed.

I can cut down a tree by just looking at it