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Why do barbers make good drivers?

Time flies when you're having fun.

Toy story 4 used to have a scene where Woody's friends died.

A couple of research scientists had twins.

Why did The Joker have to sleep with his lights on?

What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?

People told me I'd never be good at poetry because I'm dyslexic