I quit my job as a personal trainer because I'm not big or strong enough.
Today, I put in my too-weak notice.
What are the four worst words you can hear on a golf course?
"It's still your turn."
A sheep dog says to the farmer, "I'm going to round up the sheep." The dog comes back with 50 sheep. The farmers says, "we only have 48 sheep."
The dog replies, "Yea, I told you I was going to round them up."