I'm thinking about starting a company to provide Wi-Fi in public swimming areas..
I'm going to call it IP in Pools
The other day my best friend met his fate after accidentally falling into a printing press at work.
You probably read about him, he was in all the papers.
After being holed up in the house due to Covid, my wife has started having this weird nightmare that our house is made of celery.
Doctors are calling it stalk home syndrome.