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Why did the octopus blush?
She saw the ocean's bottom.
“Dad, why do you always wrap my birthday gifts in this weird fabric?”
Dad: I just wanted to.... make my presents felt.
What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
I’m reading a horror story in Braille.
Something bad is about to happen. I can feel it!
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