Knock-knock! Who's there? Desdemona. Desdemona who?
Desdemona Lisa still hang in the Louvre?
I was driving when I saw a hitch hiker, so I stopped and picked him up. He said “Woah, I can't believe you actually picked me up. What if I was a serial killer?”
I said “Not likely, I mean what are the odds of two of them being in the same car?”