In the battle of the mint - the spearmint attacked the soft mints - all they could yell was..
"Where are the reinforcemints"
I entered a horse themed costume contest dressed up as an elephant
I won despite the many neigh sayers
When you're in California, make sure your mechanic uses a state flag to check your oil.
Then you'll get a "Super Cali-Flagger Dipstick Expert Diagnosis."