The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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A man in an interrogation room says, “I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present!" The cop growls, "You ARE the lawyer!"

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I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked, “Is it to scale?” I replied, “No…”

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Whenever I go to a Apple Store, I feel like a three year old at a candy shop.