The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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Knock-knock! Who's there? Mozart. Mozart who?

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When I turned 16, my dad told me it was time to get a job. “When I was your age, my very first job I had I worked with over 500 people under me.”... “Wow!” I said. “Was it some big corporation?”

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Why do people like fizzy drinks?

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Grandpa: Don't come in here honey, I just passed a silent one.