I farted in the Apple store, and everyone got mad.
It's not my fault that they didn't have Windows.
Send me words of encouragement so I don't murder my boss.
There is no Netflix in prison.
Reporter: How do you motivate your employees to be so punctual?
Company owner: It's simple. I have 100 employees, and 99 free parking spaces outside. The other one costs $50 a day.