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My first day working as a pilot: *looking down nervously* what are all these buttons for?
copilot: they keep your shirt closed
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I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked, “Is it to scale?” I replied, “No…”
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My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat with one hand and said, "How do one armed mothers do it?"
Without missing a beat I replied, "Single handedly."
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