Your nose will never be 12 inches long
Because then it would be a foot
I hate it when people say age is only a number
Age is clearly a word
I got into bar fight and shoved a guy into a light switch on the wall.
He looked at me and said, “OH, ITS ON NOW!”
I won an award for being the best scarecrow in my field.
I told them, "Hay, it's in my jeans."