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My 15 year old sent a text asking me to pick him up from school and added "not in your pyjamas".
So I'm wearing his, because good dads listen.
At what temperature are babies born ?
Remember, as a child, when air for your bike was free? Now it's $1.50! I asked the gas station attendant why.
He said "inflation".
Why does Peter pan always fly?
Because he neverlands!
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My wife divorced me because I'm a compulsive gambler...
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