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My 15 year old sent a text asking me to pick him up from school and added "not in your pyjamas".
So I'm wearing his, because good dads listen.
When you go to bed you may be American
But when you wake up late for work you’re Russian!
What did the doctor say to his patient that wanted to do his own stitches?
What do you say when Newton slows down?
Newton's Loss of Motion.
Joke of the Day
This morning I saw the milkman drinking a sip of milk before leaving it in front of my door.
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