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I stubbed my toe against a gold bar
Au Au Au
What's the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?
The literalist takes things literally. The kleptomaniac takes things, literally.
I have a pen that can write underwater.
It can write other words too
Yesterday I slapped Dwayne Johnson's ass.
I've officially hit rock bottom.
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