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Did you hear about the blind carpenter?
He picked up the hammer and saw
What do you call Belle when she's acting stupid at the gym?
Kid: I need to go, I have a bus to catch.
Dad: How are you going to do that? They're massive.
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.
The plot thickens.
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I cannot eat shrimp, lobsters and clams that have been cooked by heated water vapor.
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