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Did you hear about the blind carpenter?
He picked up the hammer and saw
Yesterday the doctor told me I was colourblind.
The diagnosis came out of the purple.
What do you call a line of blonde people?
A barbie queue
Two drunk guys were fighting. One of them drew a line in the dirt, and said if the other crossed it they would punch them in the face.
That was the punchline.
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I ate a kids meal at McDonald's today.
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