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Did you hear about the deaf shepherd?
He gathered his flock and heard
I had a racing snail...
To make him more aero-dynamic I took off its shell. If anything it made him more sluggish
Why is no one friends with Dracula?
Because he's a pain in the neck.
My wife came back from the store complaining about how the lady at the register was a total bitch.
I asked her if she was at self check out. Looks like I'm sleeping on the couch.
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Finally left my job at the circus where I was part of the human pyramid
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