Type to search for Riddle here.
The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.
I call my toilet "the jim" instead of "the john."
That way I can tell people that I go to the jim first thing every morning.
When I was younger, I felt like a man trapped in a woman's body ...
Then I was born.
The waitress came over and saw my leftovers and asked, "do ya wanna box for that?"
I responded with, "no, but we can arm wrestle any day."
What do you call an owl that does magic?
Joke of the Day
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick?
In order to upvote or downvote you have to login.